Please Send Help

 Today I picked up my step counter and wondered what in the world happened to it.

What the heck kind of time is "92:60!?" Was-someone-messing-with-it-is-it-already-broken-cheap-piece-of-junk-what-did-I-expect-anyway-gah-this-is-so-annoying!

And then I flipped it around.

Oh. Well then.